1. "You don't look Hispanic or Latino" - I didn't realize there is a specific look. Thanks for informing me there was.
2. "Prove you're Hispanic or Latino" - What the hell is up with people saying this? Why do I need to prove my own culture/ethnicity? You go prove you are what you, you idiot.
4. " So that means you're from Mexico, right?" - Oh, so anyone who is Hispanic/Latino just has to be from Mexico? No, you incompetent baboon, there are over 15 Hispanic nations so stop being such a closed-minded nitwit and actually think before you speak.
5. " I don't understand why you are so pale." - I don't understand why you're such a God damn idiot so we are so even.
6. " Why don't you have an accent?" - Oh, you are such a tool. Why don't you have a German or French accent? Maybe because I'm born and raised in the United States so I have an AMERICAN accent? I don't know, dude, maybe I'm a naturalized American.